She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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