yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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