today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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