You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
