I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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