Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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