Non-Jews are for practice
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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