apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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