my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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