just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Randomize
