nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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