its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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