windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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