stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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