My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm just crazy horny about you
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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