I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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