finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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