Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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