Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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