come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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