.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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