no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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