so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
