He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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