scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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