I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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