I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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