Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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