I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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