For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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