Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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