There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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