He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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