i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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