my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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