Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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