i just google imaged poop.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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