she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
