Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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