if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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