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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am in a vortex of obligation.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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