I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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