Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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