their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Don't make out with my wife yet
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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