Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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