so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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