I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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