I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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