do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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