Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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