i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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